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It’s almost here! Are you excited? I certainly am! Please enjoy ten funny quotes, with a little snark, to ponder for your retirement.

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C.Sherriff
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you play golf.
Gene Perret
I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
Unknown (I think I’ve met this guy)
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns
Instead of saving for someone else’s college education, I’m currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.
Jen Kirkman (I feel that she and I could be friends)
Golf is played by 20 million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
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I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything till noon. That’s when it’s time for my nap.
Bob Hope
The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants.
Mark Hewer
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
You have to put off being young until you can retire.
Unknown (this Unknown guy is kinda wise)
And one more for a bonus because I’m a flip-flop kind of gal:
Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.
Kellie Elmore

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